Have you ever hidden your wallet, phone and keys in your landlord's kettle before? No, I didn't think so. I hadn't either up until last night.
That, though, is not even the bad news. The bad news is that I can't remember what happened last night but I know it may have been something good. If anyone knows of a way to help you remember stuff please let me know.
This blog is the story of a quest I began in 2006. A quest to find one man. One man who looks exactly like another man. The Man. It'll be a book one day. Probably quite soon if I get my act together. Anyway, on to the important stuff. I would love to hear from you if:
(a) You have seen The Man
(b) You have press enquiries
(c) You just want to say hi
(d) You think I'm hot (females only).
Just send me an email or follow me on twitter. I'll buy a pint for my first ten followers. That's a pint each by the way. Asking ten people to share a pint would be selfish of me. Not to mention slightly unhygienic.